Meet Univ’s smallest fresher
鈥淗ello, I鈥檓 new to the Univ Family!
鈥淪o鈥� I find myself here.聽She聽did say it was beautiful here, and聽She聽was right about that.聽She聽said the people in the Lodge were really lovely and I would have a lovely bed of my own and nice food and toys and someone to talk to whenever I wanted to talk, and聽she聽was right about that too.聽She聽also said though, that there would be a welcoming committee; so where is it? Where is the adoring public I was promised?聽What is a kitten to understand about 0th聽week?聽I do understand though that I am a very lucky kitten indeed to be coming to such a place and I undertake to be the best College cat that I can be and grow up in the best Univ traditions.
鈥淪o, if anything gets broken, I will not have been there at the time, if there is sick in the quad it will not be mine and I will have been curled up in my bed all night (well, unless there鈥檚 grass in it and then I suppose I am caught red handed), but if anyone is sad or upset and in need of the very best feline company I will be there whenever I am needed.聽I鈥檓 already grateful to our lovely old members who have set me up with enough kitten food to get me by for a considerable period without even knowing me,聽She聽says I can count myself very fortunate to be the Univ cat; I鈥檓 sure聽she聽knows what聽蝉丑别鈥檚聽talking about on this. I look forward to reading all about me on the various social media Univ Cat adoration pages which are now certain to pop up all over!鈥�
(Cat translation courtesy of Angela Unsworth, Domestic Bursar)
Our little kitty fresher (she/her) doesn鈥檛 have a name yet, so please help us chose one. Just fill in the form below by Monday, 13 September – once we have a shortlist, we鈥檒l be putting it to the vote so please keep an eye on the College website and social media.
Note: Suggestions now closed
Published: 8 September 2021
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